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Now Available: Bacon Cologne

06 Apr

This season comes the juiciest cologne: bacōn (that’s pronounced “bay-cone”) by fargginay, the world’s first bacon fragrance.

Check out bacōn, the new novelty bacon fragrance that masks an underlying bacon essence with 11 essential oils. Available in two versions—classic, which is more of a maple-y smelling scent, and gold, which smells more citrus-y—the cologne claims to give you “the ability to bring your bacon with you and to harness the subtle and seductive powers of ‘Bacon in a Bottle.'”

The eau de ew comes in both bacōn Classic and bacōn Gold, each only $36.

This got to be a joke but if if it’s real, what would Fragginay come up with next? A ham cologne? A sausage cologne? An egg cologne? Or better yet…..a Grand Slam Cologne?

 

 

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6 Comments

Posted by on 04/06/2011 in Blogs

 

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6 responses to “Now Available: Bacon Cologne

  1. RichBar

    04/06/2011 at 3:53 pm

    I will just skip my shower after breakfast. I would smell the same. I don’t have to spend $36.

     
  2. Joe

    04/06/2011 at 4:00 pm

    So true. I was planning to do the same. And maybe splash some more bacon lard then the smell would be perfect.

     
  3. Lola

    04/07/2011 at 3:40 am

    I’ll just fry some bacon and eat it too.

     
  4. Mama Mia

    04/07/2011 at 12:02 pm

    That’s exactly how I smell everytime I finished cooking breakfast for my kids.

     
  5. Chloe

    04/08/2011 at 9:58 am

    So, what will be next? curry cologne? or bagoong cologne?

     
  6. Nene

    04/10/2011 at 10:44 am

    Are people running out of ideas? Yuck!

     

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