This season comes the juiciest cologne: bacōn (that’s pronounced “bay-cone”) by fargginay, the world’s first bacon fragrance.
Check out bacōn, the new novelty bacon fragrance that masks an underlying bacon essence with 11 essential oils. Available in two versions—classic, which is more of a maple-y smelling scent, and gold, which smells more citrus-y—the cologne claims to give you “the ability to bring your bacon with you and to harness the subtle and seductive powers of ‘Bacon in a Bottle.'”
The eau de ew comes in both bacōn Classic and bacōn Gold, each only $36.
This got to be a joke but if if it’s real, what would Fragginay come up with next? A ham cologne? A sausage cologne? An egg cologne? Or better yet…..a Grand Slam Cologne?