Okay, since the world seems to be in a stand still, I’ll continue my blog in the field of entertainment. And who’s my next victim? It’s…Kim Kardashian.
The reality star, known more for her sex tape, Playboy stint and celebrity endorser of every product on Earth, has recorded an album. Her first song is misleadingly titled called “Jam (Turn It Up). The more appropriate title would have been “Turn It Down”.
Why? The first time I heard it, I thought my ears would bleed. It was heavily auto-tuned aside from the fact that lyrics were poorly written. All I heard was “Turn me up, turn me up, turn me turn me turn me up/Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.”
If that’s all the lyrics (four words to be exact – 1. turn, 2. me, 3. up, 4. yeah) needed to write a “song”, then I assure I could write something a lot better.
Let me tell you. I’m not musically-gifted but writing a review of her song is actually a no-brainer. This song is an EPIC FAIL!!! Listen hear if you would dare…
I’m warning you. This is just the first single from her album. In other words, there’s more to come. Oh, my Lord!